- Broken our pantry door off (she brings me the brown sugar everyday... "mmm mommy, nummy")
-Dumped two bags of cereal on our family room carpet, one of which was Fruity Pebbles... could that be any harder to pick up??
-Unrolled the toilet paper from our bathroom into our bedroom (about 15 feet) TWICE
-Burned her hand on the fireplace
-Sat in our garage and played in the oil leak from my car
-Stuck a chocolate chip up her nose "MOMMY STUCK! MOMMY STUCK!"
-Eaten pretty much every marker in our house... see my previous post
-Learned how to breasfeed her baby doll
"baby ian Taya's boobies" (ian=eating)
-And today found the tallest stool we own and got a hold of our Melatonin "mmm bedtime nummy Mommy" ... yeah, she was a little tired today:
"Mommy, tired. Nap"
"Let's eat some lunch first, then you can go to sleep, Taya"
"Ok, we need to eat food really fast"
"No food. Nap"
Oh and did I mention that most of this happened today??
Apparently you're supposed to watch your kids during the day :) .
I need a vacation.