Monday, January 12, 2009

Just Do It

#1. So today I decided that it was finally time to clean my microwave. Yes, it's been a long time, and I'm embarassed about it, but the reward was so much worth the effort. So now I'm asking you, when was the last time you cleaned your microwave? Has it been more than 3 months? If so, your microwave will truly be greatful for the cleaning. Maybe, so you don't forget to do it, you should just get off your bum right now, yes in the middle of reading my lame blog, and do it. You'll thank me later. And if your microwave is already spotless, maybe you should come clean mine next week because obviously you're better at doing it than me.
#2. I went to Walgreens tonight to pick up a perscription and as I was walking out the door, straight to my car, I turned my head slightly to see a man walking quickly towards me. I started walking faster and he said "miss... miss... can I have a dollar?" I kept walking and told him I didn't have any cash and hurried and got inside my car and locked the doors. I started shaking in my car, terrified, and drove home. I've been thinking about it for a little while... what would I have done if anything had happened? I had nothing to protect myself, but my muscles of course :). Anyways, the point of my #2 is that I decided I need to get some mace. And so do you. You never know. And don't be nieve about it because it really could happen to you. And also, if that creepy man is out there reading this, heads up, it's never cool to chase a girl down in the pitch dark and ask for money. Especially when you look as creepy as you did. So if you really did need money, I apologize, but really, c'mon.

2 comments:

Sarah Johnston said...

Ohhhhman. If you only knew that I literally have bums sleeping underneath the window of my apartment. There's some nice bushes there they like to burrow in. I was thinking of hiring them to clean my microwave?

Jenna said...

Wow that's scary Ash. You'd be happy to know that my microwave is quite clean. Cameron actually got me a thing of mace when I was in college so I'm sure he could get you one too.